Things Nobody Says To Heterosexuals
Draco as a Gryffindor and Harry as a Slytherin.
… Wait. Am I dead? Look at Draco. NO, WAIT. LOOK AT HARRY. LOOK AT BOTH OF THEM. HOT DAMN.
YES, WAITER. I’LL HAVE THIS ALTERNATE REALITY. THANKS.
sex sex sexy fuck fuck fuckity fuck.
Tom looks so cute and boyish as a Gryffindor and Dan looks so sexy asldkjaslkdjalksjdlajsda omG WHAT ARE OVARIES
OHMIGOD this is amazing
I can’t even. WHAT IS GOING ON RIGHT NOW.
Give this to me now.
do you ever just stop and look at a post and realize that these are actual people, doing actual things in actual places,
like your neighbor could be in their house right now, putting panty hose on their dog or making a cosplay or dancing around in a horse mask to put on a website for other actual people in other actual places to enjoy,
think i just blew my own mind,
GOD DAMMIT. I AM 58361836% DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE.